A lighter version of red

A little while ago I went putt-putt golfing with a few friends. We had previously decided that it was going to be the guys versus the girls, 3 on 3, winner takes all.

At first I had to convince everyone that using the ladies golf clubs was the right way to go. No joke! Mainly because men tend to get crazy and their clubs get dinged up more often. After convincing my team to go that route, they thought I was crazy for teeing up the pink ball out of all the colors there were to choose from. “It’s too feminine,” they said. I tried to explain that as dark as it was outside, I’d probably be able to find my ball easier than any of them could (in the event I decided to drive it off course, out of frustration or something). Low and behold the pink ball saved the day. We were even going down the final stretch when I hit a hole-in-one, which ricocheted off a tunnel and careened down a small bend before banking off a set of bricks and into the hole. We won by one stroke. Never let anyone tell you the pink ball is for girls, because having the pink ball is intimidating. Seriously, no one wants to lose to you when you have it! : )

The shoes, the shoes, it's gotta be the shoes!

Even golf apparel aimed towards the soft spot of any woman is rockin' these days. Check out these shoes! Puma is a fantastic brand that is made to last. I've had a pair of orange and white sneakers for years and they still look fantastic. I'm telling you, get onto the putting green with these kicks on and you'll stick that putt like crazy glue.

No window box?

It's fine, you don't need a window box to grow the plants and flowers you have in mind. Depending on your interior lighting though, you may want to consider checking out grow light systems.

With a little Miracle-Gro and the right lighting, your place could be smelling like roses in no time. Grow light systems, I'm telling you, it is the way to go!

Pink is my favorite crayon...

Quick, how's the rest of the song go?

With all the advancements in modern technology these days, it's no wonder that your satellite internet provider is one of your new best friends. You probably didn't send them a birthday or Christmas card this year though, huh. Shame on you.

You know, your neato little pink Palm Treo's would be about as useful as an abacus if it weren't for your satellite internet provider. Pick up the phone and call customer service just to say hello, and thank you. Come on, customer service reps have it rough enough as it is. See for yourself! I just called in and look how happy these customer service reps are...They're so excited, and they just can't hide it. They're about to lose control and I think I like it!

Singing in the ____.

Everyone knows that you don't golf while it's raining out. It's not just the walking around in the muck, it's mainly the fact that someone could get hurt. Bolt of lightning, anyone?

Arizona is becoming a hot spot for Sunday morning brunch with the girls, everyone venturing out to their Lexus' and off to the course. This of course after putting the makeup on and getting allllll primped. I've even seen women carrying umbrellas around like it's going to rain or something. Here's a conversation I saw from about 60 yards the other day. I'm no lip reader but it went something like this:

"Oh? What's that? I see. You're carrying the umbrella to shield yourself from the sun. Smart thinking. But can you swing your clubs with the umbrella in your hands? I didn't think so."


That's why I'm a fan of golf caps. One less thing to carry around and you can even play the game while wearing it at the same time! Such a novel concept!

Get your boogie on!

NFL sports apparel comes in all sorts of shapes, sizes, and colors. There are home and away uniforms, throwback jerseys, even special "once in a awhile colors." Team warmups, hats, beanies, helmets. You name it! The NFL is the bizarro world to cheerleading and cheerleading uniforms. Anyone notice these kind of cheerleaders on the sidelines at games? I didn't think so. I wonder at what point they decided to drop all the dudes from the team and go with nothing but ladies for the NFL. Must have been a marketing thing or something. Yeah! Cheerleaders uniforms have to be fabulicious, otherwise a group of cheerleaders wouldn't be able to be as super snazzy as they could be, like this squad for example:

The only question I have, is why are there so many frightened faces performing here? Aren't points deducted for those non-smiling types? I count at least a SEVEN point deduction. Yeah that's right, I said Seven. Count it up for yourself. *wink*

Ladies like the light

Guys may like a little ambiance when they have company over, but women are in to light. Lots of light. Lights in the kitchen, lights in the bathroom. Lights in the walkin closet. Anytime they can get a little more light close to a mirror is good. There has been a big change over to commercial lighting in some homes these days. They provide a better overall radiance to their househould counterparts, and well, women like them. At least with all the upgrades the lighting won't be an issue anymore, right? One last thing for guys to worry about. ; )

Contoured Titanium

Something that stands out, aside from the enormous rocks women wear from time to time, are Titanium Rings. Over the past 2 decades, jewelry has been taking on a more creative artistic form, and if you've ever seen a Contoured Titanium Tension ring you know exactly what I'm talking about.

These rings are eye catchers and conversation starters. Some of them look fairly simple, like the one shown here. But if you take a glance over at www.titanium-jewelry.com and some of the other designs, you may just not be able to live without one. There are tons of discounts going on right now too. Don't walk, run!

What do they say about a girl and a gun?

Supposedly, it's the hottest thing on the planet. It's just so difficult to get a girl to hold a gun and get into it.
Not anymore. I bought my significant other a pink Crosman air rifle. Yes, pink, just like the background! Now, I'm not the only one going on safari on all the little objects out there in the backyard. This mean little BB gun packs a punch, makes her feel womanly enough to take down the targets, and gets us out to get a laugh.

Golfing with the Ladies

I've noticed an increased trend in women who like relaxing, yet somewhat competitive sports. With all the golf courses here it frightens me because it's only a matter of time before I'm taking mulligans and a severe handicap : )

Seriously, not too long from now, Annika Sorenstam will be everywhere. Watch!

Women like things that match. The handbag to the shoes, and the WHOLE outfit for that matter. Ladies golf clubs and the goods for looking sharp on the course are no different. They want a good looking bag, good looking clubs, and good looking shoes. My friend is golfing now so I turned her on to a good site. There is a lot of gear over at www.blind9golf.com that is marked down and ready for the picking.